THE SLUT
(aka The What Remix, peace to Biggie Smalls & Method Man)

I used to only date the big-breasted
Now, I gotta go get tested
Pornstar soldier cleaning his weapon
Cause playas game is soft like rabbit's asscheeks
While I had sex six days out of seven last week
Mindbender is the Kingpin, not Vincent D'Onofrio
I'm Michael Clarke Duncan, what the fuck are you thinking?
The thrill is gone til Malcolm Lovejoy gives his dick to dykes
And licks Ginger Spice! *slurp*
Women: I like 'em cravin', aching and shaking as they squeal
Sexing them like the next Lexington Steele
Squeezing tits til my fingers can't feel what dream it is
Jesus Christmas how sweet it is... but I'll be damned if I ain't the shit
Fuck poppin' bottles, probably piss on a case of Cris(tal)
Holy water from my bladder baptize a White House devil
Musical rude awakening by Mindbender
Think outside the box, there is no box if you're clever
Looking for booty by robbing John Hawkins's treasure
Ninja, stop trippin', wasn't corrupted by Christians
From Bender all you can receive is blasphemy for slave religion
Hey I be spittin' on the sacred symbols
Cause they ain't saved a motherfucking thing, yo
Ya lying got me mad enough to burn someone
I'm from the Screwface and ain't afraid to curse someone
Shoutout to the God RZA and the GZA
I rocked Dundas Square with Rae and Ghostface Killah!
Shit's real: 2017, Heaven ending devil's dreams
I'm something hip hop history has never seen...

...and it goes like:
FUCK THE WORLD, DON'T ASK ME FOR NOTHIN
CAUSE I GET LESS RESPECT FOR RAPPING
THAN I GET FOR FUCKING!
DON'T ASK FOR SHIT AND DON'T TALK
AND LADIES, I LOVE YOU FOR SUCKING MY COCK

Part 2, Yardie drinkin Wray and Nephews
Bender throwing white trash bad brains in a CAMH zoo
I'm royalty, fuck all y'all colonial authorities
I am respected, your plans will get fucked, no lube
Assholes will bleed
I be owning truth or dare, yo
I gets rugged like some motherfucking pubic hair
And ladies love me! Not just the mental form but the physical
My dart is a tongue gun, bullseye is *clitoral*
I'm the pinnacle of man, yes ma'am: accept it
Cunts moist with wetness, damn!
Come use me often, cocksman bedrocking not a problem
Slam dunk, then grab junk, hand on my Magic Johnson
Welcome to the Terrordome,
Honeys so horny saying 'yes!' makes air explode
So hot they forgot how to be scared of cold
Pussy getting pleasure, my scepter's black and gold
And when the Mack's exposed, be sure to make a porno video
To do the right thing is way too important
Pop Dukes hit Ma Dukes, the homie got deported
So instead of being a punk-ass abuser
I'd rather spread cute girls legs like rumors
Then dive into the pussy like it's SCUBA!
Excuse me, truth just shoots through me
Like heroin for junkies, or Americans for money
Slutty motherfuckin rap phenomenon and wicked with letters
Infinite inventor like Nikola Tesla
I got more thoughts and get more sex than you
A sacred God
This song is angel's breath blessing you
You couldn't stop me
If you shot me
Nine times in the eye
I still made Heaven out my life
So fuck y'all!

FUCK THE WORLD, DON'T ASK ME FOR NOTHIN
CAUSE I GET LESS RESPECT FOR RAPPING
THAN I GET FOR FUCKING!
DON'T ASK FOR SHIT AND DON'T TALK
AND LADIES, I LOVE YOU FOR SUCKING MY... DICK
:) xoxo
<3
MINDBENDER LOVES YOU ALL