Mindbender Supreme ~ F.A.I.L.

Fuck America's Ignorant Living
Fuck All Ignorant Living
it's the new millenium, don't be a stupid idiot
there's no useful benefits for your foolish ignorance
Fuck America's Ignorant Listeners
Fuck All Ignorant Listeners
go forward far on our rhythm, so you know where the hottest Northern Stars are chillin...

Oh say can you see? Probably not, cause you ain't looking
If worldwide rap was a draft, y'all would be Dodgers like Crooklyn
I declare war on every closed mind south of my border
Grandma Yankee hates me cause I make love to the mouth of her daughter
With words learned when she eloped north, she told you the date's casual
Jokes! Differently still, bad mon like we a run tings inna de Screwface Capital
We know about your hood, so learn about ours, Spadina and Queen
both grimy and sweet, no donut shops, but still overloaded with cops
We say America's fucked up, but still wanna follow their lead
that's like having a bottle of clean spring water and still swallowing pee
Canada, get some god damn self-respect, and while you're at it, run and get me some cheesecake
I'mma eat sweet til my cheeks are Puffy and my fucking teeth break
I need your money like in God We Trust and Jesus Loves Me
Word up! Rhyme pays like corporate crime, and I'm screaming bloody murder... but Uncle Sam was the first poster child,
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Chorus:
Yo, what do you know about the city of Toronto
My two eyes see the present invisible heaven
Third eye has visions of tomorrow
I was backspinning on cardboard since 1982
outstanding hip hop citizen, no lyin, I been always staying true
I know all your presidents, relatively, we're quite similar
But I'll give you a thousand English pounds if you can name five Canadian Prime Ministers!
Yo, do you go deaf when you first hear a rapper from somewhere that you don't know yet?
Then just consider our music a designer imported drug, and you're a professional cokehead
The first hit is free, the second one comes cheap,
The third times a charm, like fuck you, pay me LOTS
And stop stealing our models, actors, comedians, and other assorted geniuses, sheeeeit!
I'm like the Black Peter North, even his penis pledges Maple Leaf allegiances
Plus I got family on Flatbush that I like to visit when the border pigs let me slip through
But they don't come to Canada, hope they don't think I live in an igloo
Our streets are colder than cash, but hotter than August arson fires
I'm watching the Empire fall, as our dollars rise
Salute General Mindbender, the God of Rhyme
bringing peace to the stars and stripes that seem like it's Columbine all the time: MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE LOST THEIR MINDS!!!

Chorus!
The symbol isn't a peaceful eagle, it's an arrogant vulture
hustlers and charlatans are the high priests of American culture
Everyone that lives here is immigrants except the aboriginal indians
But non-fictional history isn't interesting to little kids when they're not taught it
They'd rather watch it than read it, plus it must be violent or erotic!
Parents just don't understand: what's wrong with kids these days?
They want a world without hip hop like the United States in 1968
We innovate, but what can the average American tell me about Canada?
Do they think Moosejaw is the capital?
I could point and laugh at them,
but if they asked me to name all 50 states, would I be accurate?
Worldwide, let's burn pride until all national vanity is vanishing
So many cultures to learn, lifestyles and language systems
just cause you graduated doesn't mean education is forbidden
Forever keep expanding your mind, come see what Canada's like
We live on the same continent, you don't have an alibi, guy
I grew listening to you so grow more listening to me
Mindbender is the MC and Rich Kidd is on the beat
learn the basics of Canadians and know them well
We're the leaders of the new school
Bringing the future of hip hop to global show and tell
Come to our Heaven, or GO TO HELL!!!

Love, Mindbender Supreme & Rich Kidd