***Warning***: WHILE LISTENING TO THESE 13 SONGS, THERE IS A VERY HIGH PROBABILITY YOU WILL BE SHOCKED, IF NOT DEEPLY OFFENDED. THERE ALSO IS A VERY HIGH PROBABILITY YOU WILL BE ENTERTAINED, IF NOT DEEPLY ENLIGHTENED. WELCOME BACK TO REAL FUCKING HIP HOP MUSIC AND THE NEARLY LOST ART OF RHYME.
THEY SAY: “WHEN IN ROME, DO AS THE ROMANS DO”. BUT I’M THE NEGRO NERO NEO, AND I DON’T RHYME FOR THE SAKE OF FIDDLIN’, YO. THE ROMAN EMPIRE STATE MATRIX IS BURNING, SO HERE’S THE SOUNDTRACK TO ARMAGEDDON IN HEAVEN. FOLLOW THE LEADER OF THE NEW SCHOOL SPEAKING BEAUTIFUL TRUTH. AIN'T NO LOVE WITHOUT HATE, AIN'T NO PEACE WITHOUT WAR, AIN'T NO TRUTH WITHOUT LIES, AND AIN'T NO LIGHT WITHOUT DARKNESS. WELCOME TO THE LOVE THAT MINDFUCKS YOU WITH A DEEPER REALITY. PEACE!
released 29 November 2011
This entire project was recorded, mixed and mastered by Patrick “Riksha” Bardos at Slept On Studios, Toronto, Ontario. Thank you very much.
"Mommy, how come I can speak without mouth and without lungs?/ Because you're a Godly artist with the heart of Martin and Malcolm..."
Track Name: All Eye CN Towering Inferno (featuring Anubis)
"Motherfucker, clit, cunt/ suck my dick for six months/ foul, forbidden hip hop/ is this what the kids want?"... and so forth. Listen close. Especially to the outro: "We're all Gods and Goddesses/ I solemnly promise this/ I hope this song can be the key to unlock this obvious secret hidden deep within your consciousness..."
Love, Mindbender
Track Name: Kill 'Em Up (Shit, You're Fucked)
"First off, fuck ya life til you're in your grave/ you got rat piss for blood and dog shit for brains/ you claim to be an MC but you suck at rhymes/ I left your ears in fear while I fucked your eyes/ toilet paper thin written weak flows get ripped/ flush your ass for your first bath, homeless dog, stop bitchin!/ I breathe destruction like nothing you're used to, they'll be loving this skull fucking on YouTube, so will you too!/ yo PVP, I beat this greezy fiend easily, peep every MINDBENDER REACTION! ever, NOBODY'S seeing me!/ yo Gully, the league never seen a worse mismatch/ Black Eminem vs. Stan, this kid don't have a Slim chance/ Shady Records should sign me, there is not a doubt/ hip hop's my home sweet home, you're meat and bones in my Slaughterhouse/ wack toy murdered on tape for fun/ innocence is what you're guilty of, motherfucker/ grab your cunt when Mindbender comes!/ what fuckin planet is Mindbender from?/ who taught you that hip hop is a religion/ Armageddon in Heaven is now beginning/ wigger, so listen up!"
Track Name: Sparkling Magic the Sequel
"There's an invisible line between crazy and genius/ I swear by the jheri curled hairs of my alien penis..." and so forth.
Track Name: Fireballs {Goodness Gracious!}
"Orgasmic/ gold magic/ reprogramming the whole planet/ choke slappin' yo' family/ dirty word to Joe Jackson/ mo' madness, don't panic/ throat stabbin' nutbuster/ ass smasher. tit kisser... !!!! !!!!!!" ;)
Track Name: Neckslice
"I don't care if you blog for God, nor if your famous friends lie/ extended my support before, not sure I'll do it next time/ I give love infinitely but what is given to me is limited peace/ Screwface rude hate can ruin a summer to a chilling degree/ fuck the world but wear a condom or touch raw love, most high throne made of strong drugs: I'M ON ONE/ fuck it, I'm God's tongue/ suck it, then cough up a lung/ where I'm from? Toronto, son/ ain't nuthin' nice, our magic talent hides/ if I've showed you once, I've showed you all a hundred times/ with Kanye West strength, I touch the sky, then push the sun aside/ I'm the superstar shining like 'I'll be number one tonight'/ competition is none of my business never personal/ murder to excellence til haters ain't even in a reality that is virtual/ on the internet, I get praise and crazy disrespect/ you only lose when you fight back, so I won't even reply with a Twitter text/ expect a vicious fresh song, cause the best revenge is living well/ I travel Planet Heaven, they're trapped in their little Hell/ fuck the tabloids, my songs are where I kiss and tell/ *mwaah* call me when you got a million dollars: I got pictures of my dick to sell... ha!"
Track Name: Bugg Spray
That little tribute to En Vogue makes me happy. I hope it makes you smile too :)
Track Name: Lick Her Sweets
"God bless our passionate sex/ hot how her panties are wet..." and other such erotic goddess worship debauchery.
Track Name: Glowing Inside {Explosion of Life}
"Mindbender is hip hop's best kept secret/ common sense resurrection for dead heads sleeping/ wake up and smell the chloroform/ you clones can't approach the throne with a Jay-Z stolen flow/ sounds like a throatless joke is your vocal coach/ how to be original is a skill you're supposed to know before you perform/ listening to you is a boring chore/ to relax, I'd prefer to hear the worst of horrorcore/ the face mask of me is a nasty beast/ every day is Halloween/ at night, I sleep on acid sheets/ no one's a groupie, just a fan with a fantasy..." ;)
Track Name: Suzy With An Uzi (peace to the Wu-Tang Clan)
"What we're writing and living, more righteous than religion/ enlighten children to be snipers of the vipers in the system/ Wu-Tang is for the babies, Mindbender loves the ladies, Def Jam daydreams to early 80's LL Cool J me/ make me an Icon, unravel your X chromosomes like: whY not?" ;)
Track Name: The Winter's Mine
"...Food fight/ chew life/ shit war/ piss more war/ Russian vacay/ Stranger in Moscow/ muzzled saints pray/ my name is in God's mouth/ righteous blasphemy/ the highest majesty/ rhyming masterpiece/ by sacrificing casualties/ design a galaxy/ send you to the fucking end, fool/ Apollo 13 begging for a shuttle rescue..."
"remove throats before you step through the ropes: the new choke/ FLQ exit wounds directed through the Black Pierre Trudeau" :)
and so forth.
Track Name: Wrong Word Slaughter
"Rape yourself, motherfucker/ you should aim a gat at your face and blast away/ pretty please: assassinate yourself/ or grab your neck, AND BREAK YO' SELF, FOO'!"
It continues in that fashion. Hide the women and childrens.
Track Name: {Too Much} Disgusting Love
Listen to the whole song, until you get to "I'm more important than this morning's Tim Hortons." :)